I have been spending quite a lot of time devoted to web building this week, so have not had time to sit back, relax and research any interesting stories…
The papers are full of them though, Cameron seems to have Brown’s Midas touch when it comes to sport, and it seems bribe taking FIFA officials can spot a bankrupt nation a continent away (no brown envelopes), so few surprises.
However, in amongst my emails this week came this little gem, which I thought I would share with you.
The Original Computer!!!!
Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider’s home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3.5 inch floppy.
You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!