Before Government takes away the last of our remaining pleasures, this is to my friends who enjoy a glass of wine… and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, ( E.coli) – bacteria found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, Rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a Purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop; Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, because unlike Government, I'm doing it as a public service.
Before anyone starts ripping this bits, just let me say that this carries about the same scientific weight as government claims and advise about drinking, smoking, healthy foods and man-made global warming.