New words of our day

There are, as in any society that does not remain stagnant, new words added to the dictionary as every day use makes them popular or relevant.

Following on from an item on the Tim Worstall blog, I have expanded on a single word (Bansturbation) and come up with a few dictionary definitions of my own, which are becoming more and more necessary in today's Britain.

The act of banning something = A Ban

The Act of thinking of a new Ban to implement = Banality

A government official who's job it is to ban things = A Banster

A government official who takes pleasure in banning something = A Banstard

A government official who gets unusually over excited about banning something = A Bansturbater

The physical act of getting excited about banning something = Bansturbating

Being on the receiving end of something which is banned = Banjo'd (as in you know when you have been Banjo'd).

Having your business thwarted by a Banstard = Bancrupted

Notice proclaiming the Ban = A Banner

The land in which Banster's would have us live = Banutopia

The Government agency that dreams up and propagates new Bans = Agency for Bans and Non Allowed National Activity (A BANANA, formerly known as the HSE).

Hmm…Think I will add these to my dictionary and spell checker now…

NuLab – Destroying Britain from the inside out.


About IanPJ

Ian Parker-Joseph, former Leader of the Libertarian Party UK, who currently heads PDPS Internet Hosting and the Personal Deed Poll Services company, has been an IT industry professional for over 20 years, providing Business Consulting, Programme and Project Management, specialising in the recovery of Projects that have failed in a process driven world. Ian’s experience is not limited to the UK, and he has successfully delivered projects in the Middle East, Africa, US, Russia, Poland, France and Germany. Working within different cultures, Ian has occupied high profile roles within multi-nationals such as Nortel and Cable & Wireless. These experiences have given Ian an excellent insight into world events, and the way that they can shape our own national future. His extensive overseas experiences have made him all too aware of how the UK interacts with its near neighbours, its place in the Commonwealth, and how our nation fits into the wider world. He is determined to rebuild many of the friendships and commercial relationships with other nations that have been sadly neglected over the years, and would like to see greater energy and food security in these countries, for the benefit of all. Ian is a vocal advocate of small government, individual freedom, low taxation and a minimum of regulation. Ian believes deeply and passionately in freedom and independence in all areas of life, and is now bringing his professional experiences to bear in the world of politics.
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0 Responses to New words of our day

  1. Anonymous says:

    Dear Ian,
    Your proper label for the HSE is so right. An agency whose operate from the premise thatif you are alive you will probably die, therefore stopliving NOW.
    My modest contribution to the definitions :
    Bansturbation : n; the act of causing or forcing others to cede, for one's own pleasure or satisfaction
    Alan Douglas