There are, as in any society that does not remain stagnant, new words added to the dictionary as every day use makes them popular or relevant.
Following on from an item on the Tim Worstall blog, I have expanded on a single word (Bansturbation) and come up with a few dictionary definitions of my own, which are becoming more and more necessary in today's Britain.
The act of banning something = A Ban
The Act of thinking of a new Ban to implement = Banality
A government official who's job it is to ban things = A Banster
A government official who takes pleasure in banning something = A Banstard
A government official who gets unusually over excited about banning something = A Bansturbater
The physical act of getting excited about banning something = Bansturbating
Being on the receiving end of something which is banned = Banjo'd (as in you know when you have been Banjo'd).
Having your business thwarted by a Banstard = Bancrupted
Notice proclaiming the Ban = A Banner
The land in which Banster's would have us live = Banutopia
The Government agency that dreams up and propagates new Bans = Agency for Bans and Non Allowed National Activity (A BANANA, formerly known as the HSE).
Hmm…Think I will add these to my dictionary and spell checker now…
NuLab – Destroying Britain from the inside out.