the beginning was THE PLAN.
then came THE ASSUMPTIONS.
THE ASSUMPTIONS were without form.
was without substance.
darkness was upon the face of the policy planners.
they spoke among themselves, saying verily:
“THE PLAN is a crock of shit and it
the policy planners went unto their Supervisors and said:
“THE PLAN is a pail of dung, and none
may abide the odor thereof.”
the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying:
“THE PLAN is a container of excrement
and it is very strong such
that none may abide by
the Managers went unto their Committees, saying:
“THE PLAN is a vessel of fertilizer
and none may abide its strength.”
the Committee members spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another:
“THE PLAN contains that which aids
plant growth and it is very strong.”
the Committee Members then went unto the Special Advisors, saying unto them:
“THE PLAN promotes growth and it is
the Special Advisors
went unto the Minister, saying unto him:
“THE PLAN will actively promote the
growth and vigor of the government with powerful effects.”
the Minister looked upon THE PLAN
and saw that it was good.
This is how