How Labour Party Policy is put together

 

 

In
the beginning was THE
PLAN.

 

And
then came THE ASSUMPTIONS.

 

And
THE ASSUMPTIONS were without form.

 

And
THE
PLAN
was without substance.

 

And
darkness was upon the face of the policy planners.

 

And
they spoke among themselves, saying verily:

“THE PLAN is a crock of shit and it
stinks.”

 

And
the policy planners went unto their Supervisors and said:

“THE PLAN is a pail of dung, and none
may abide the odor thereof.”

 

And
the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying:

“THE PLAN is a container of excrement
and it is very strong such

that none may abide by
it.”

 

And
the Managers went unto their Committees, saying:

“THE PLAN is a vessel of fertilizer
and none may abide its strength.”

 

And
the Committee members spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another:

“THE PLAN contains that which aids
plant growth and it is very strong.”

 

And
the Committee Members then went unto the Special Advisors, saying unto them:

“THE PLAN promotes growth and it is
very powerful.”

 

And
the
Special Advisors
went unto the Minister, saying unto him:

“THE PLAN will actively promote the
growth and vigor of the government with powerful effects.”

 

And
the Minister looked upon THE
PLAN
and saw that it was good.

 

And
THE
PLAN
became Policy

 

This is how
shit happens!.

 

 

 

 

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About IanPJ

Ian Parker-Joseph, former Leader of the Libertarian Party UK, who currently heads PDPS Internet Hosting and the Personal Deed Poll Services company, has been an IT industry professional for over 20 years, providing Business Consulting, Programme and Project Management, specialising in the recovery of Projects that have failed in a process driven world. Ian’s experience is not limited to the UK, and he has successfully delivered projects in the Middle East, Africa, US, Russia, Poland, France and Germany. Working within different cultures, Ian has occupied high profile roles within multi-nationals such as Nortel and Cable & Wireless. These experiences have given Ian an excellent insight into world events, and the way that they can shape our own national future. His extensive overseas experiences have made him all too aware of how the UK interacts with its near neighbours, its place in the Commonwealth, and how our nation fits into the wider world. He is determined to rebuild many of the friendships and commercial relationships with other nations that have been sadly neglected over the years, and would like to see greater energy and food security in these countries, for the benefit of all. Ian is a vocal advocate of small government, individual freedom, low taxation and a minimum of regulation. Ian believes deeply and passionately in freedom and independence in all areas of life, and is now bringing his professional experiences to bear in the world of politics.
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